I want to tell you a story of the best thing that ever happened to me at Cal Poly.
It's somewhere around the third week of my first quarter. I really haven't made that many friends. I'm still adjusting to the whole college life thing. You know, getting used to all of this newfound freedom that I've never had before.
So I'm coming back to the dorms from a Carl's Jr. food run with one of my roommate's, Chris. We race from the parking lot, up a couple flights of stairs and up to our room. The door is closed and locked, which was typical, but this time there is a suspicious small yellow post-it note on the door written by our third roommate.
"Doing laundry. Do not disturb. -Craig"
Chris and I both look at each other thinking "what the fuck?" We both get a chuckle out of it and then proceed to opening the door.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
The room is dark (thank god!) but the room totally reeks of sex. I can see the shadowy figure of Craig's girlfriend on the top bunk. She's naked and she's mad.